afrogrrrlxvx:

This is going around without my name on it, so uh, ‘tis I.

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“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

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snorlaxatives:

little high schoolers are always like “i’m moving out as soon as i turn 18” like smfh do you realize things cost money

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fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

(via unescapable)


kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

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hilariousclinton:

You can call me Little Caesars pizza because i’m Hot-N-Ready

(via fsufeministalumna)


zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

(via perks-of-being-chinese)